I’ll Take Those Lemons!

Now I totally get it.

Now I totally get it.

You guys. I just discovered that my iPhone fits in the key pocket in my new lululemon pants and it has changed my life.

I’ve been doing a lot of walking lately which is starting to really feel great. This does not mean that I necessarily feel motivated to do said walking and sometimes I have to “fake it till I make it.” Often that means sliding into my Lulu Lemon reversible, moisture-wicking stretch pants that cost as much as a nice dinner out with my husband, and prancing around my house until the spandex has fooled my brain into thinking I am a person who exercises. Some days I’ll spend hours in them until I’ve caught enough glimpses of my lululemon pants-shaped-ass to feel motivated to sweat. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, please head immediately to the nearest luluemon and try on a pair of their pants. They will give you a great ass. There’s a reason they can charge so much for those pants. I don’t care how much yoga you do. Your ass will look better in a pair of lululemon stretch pants. I’d bet my bubble butt on it.

Your ass will look like a manequinn ass.

Your ass will look like a mannequin ass. That’s what we’re all after, right?

I was already on board with these pants. But when I recently tucked my house key into what I thought was a tiny key-pocket and realized that it was much bigger than I thought it was, my heart skipped a beat. Could it be true? What else would fit in there? Would my phone fit in there? Surely my 1st generation Nano would fit, but my iPhone? I held my breath as I attempted to slide it in. It fit. With the headphones in. And I’ll do you one better–my pants didn’t fall down on the walk. I thought for sure my heavy iPhone would make my pants fall down. But not in my lululemon pants. Nosiree.

I swear to you. The world looks different now. My legs feel stronger, my stomach flatter and there’s a pep in my step when I step out in these pants. If all my stretch pants came from Lulu Lemon I think my life would be complete.

So thank you lululemon athletica. I know I am late to discover your genius. It took me a long time to get over the ridiculous cost of your pants simply in the name of a cute ass. But you made a pocket that fits my phone AND you made my ass look cute.

This might be the most exciting discovery I’ve made in years.

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